Ok, it's like this:

I have a stupid college professor, right? And he just "decides" that he's going to give us a fucking FIVE PAGE REPORT one day. Sure, no big, I can have that done in a couple of days, right? Hehehe, WRONG!!! I have to have it done by the next day. So, I'm trying to think of some way that I can research my topic, write prewrtiting, get all my ideas down, and all that shit to write the paper, IN ONE
NIGHT!! I'M JUST ONE PERSON!!!

So, now I'm frustrated. I'm trying to get this done, when the notebook I was typing it on....shuts.....down.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm now so angry, that I take the notebook and smash and break and hit and kick and pound and stomp and chuck that fucker right out the window!! I start throwing things at it, and everyone underneath the window is freaking out because I'm yelling some pretty inventive curses at this point and glass is breaking everywhere. Basically, I was going in....sane.....

After this little episode, I realize something.....I have now effectively destroyed not just my only chance to get that fucking report done, but also the only....computer....that me and Tia have....

Now, I realize that Tia is MUCH stronger than me. And I realize that Tia can get VERY angry. And I realize that she's probably going to KILL me....so what do I do?

I sit and wait for Tia to come home, then while I'm talking to her, break it gently.

It didn't go exactly as planned.

Me: Hey, Tia! *hug* How'd school go?
Tia: Trish, I'm having the worst fucking day ever. I just want to go look up some good stories and sit down with a nice cup of tea.
Me: O_O NO!!! *I hold her back*
Tia: Let go!!
Me: I don't want you to see!!
Tia: See what?
Me: How I destroyed the notebook! *let go and clamp hands over mouth*
Tia: (I could SWEAR flames arose around her) You....did....WHAT?!

And that's pretty much what happened. I have to work off the 1200 euro notebook at the coffeeshop. I was "grounded" from the computer for a LOOOOOONG time....
And THAT, my dear friends, is the story of why I haven't been on in a LOOOOOOOOOONG while.